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Amanda Conner THE PRO TP 7th Printing Jimmy Palmiotti Autographed (Image, 2016)!
$39.99
$49.99
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Dreamscape181 (439)
You are buying a copy of the pro tpb (7th printing)! Amanda Conner Cover! SIGNED by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI! WRITTEN by GARTH ENNIS! ILLUSTRATED by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI! I am not a professional grader; in my opinion trade paperb ... Read More
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- Image Comics
- Signed
- Yes
Item Description
You are buying a copy of the pro tpb (7th printing)!Amanda Conner Cover!
SIGNED by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI!
WRITTEN by GARTH ENNIS!
ILLUSTRATED by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI!
I am not a professional grader; in my opinion trade paperback is in near mint condition and will ship comic bagged and boarded!
"a parody of mainstream superhero comics, the story details the brief career of an unnamed prostitue given superhuman powers by an alien called the viewer. The pro reluctantly joins the league of honor which is a parody of the justice league, composed of the saint, the knight & the squire, the lady, the lime, and speedo who are a parody of superman, batman & robin, wonder woman, green lantern and the flash, respectively.
Together, the League fight an array of lackluster villains, such as The Noun and The Adverb, until the Pro’s coarse language and actions, violence, bloody retributions, and her fellating The Saint result in her being expelled from the League. The Pro rejoins them to fight a terroris attack, flying into space holding a nuclear bomb, and facing death (more in an effort to save the life of her young child than anyone else in the vicinity).
Features an additional eight-page story entitled "The Pro Vs. The Ho" in which the Pro squares off with a 12-armed prostitute. In the story, the Ho receives powers in much the same way that the Pro does via the alien "Viewer" that orbits the Earth in a cloaked ship. Because the Pro has superpowers, she is able to perform sex acts using superspeed. The problem arises when several of the Johns complain that by the time they relax enough to enjoy themselves, their "job" is over. The Ho then appears and confronts the Pro, who knocks her into the river and eventually saves her from drowning. Subsequently the two women get to know one another. The Ho explains that she never wanted superhuman powers, and all she ever wanted to do was work with small animals as a veterinarian. The Pro resolves to take the Ho to animal husbandry facility where she uses all 12 of her arms to "service" the animals for breeding."
Amanda Conner THE PRO TP 7th Printing Jimmy Palmiotti Autographed (Image, 2016)!
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You are buying a copy of the pro tpb (7th printing)!
Amanda Conner Cover!
SIGNED by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI!
WRITTEN by GARTH ENNIS!
ILLUSTRATED by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI!
I am not a professional grader; in my opinion trade paperback is in near mint condition and will ship comic bagged and boarded!
"a parody of mainstream superhero comics, the story details the brief career of an unnamed prostitue given superhuman powers by an alien called the viewer. The pro reluctantly joins the league of honor which is a parody of the justice league, composed of the saint, the knight & the squire, the lady, the lime, and speedo who are a parody of superman, batman & robin, wonder woman, green lantern and the flash, respectively.
Together, the league fight an array of lackluster villains, such as the noun and the adverb, until the pro’s coarse language and actions, violence, bloody retributions, and her fellating the saint result in her being expelled from the league. The pro rejoins them to fight a terroris attack, flying into space holding a nuclear bomb, and facing death (more in an effort to save the life of her young child than anyone else in the vicinity).
Features an additional eight-page story entitled "the pro vs. The ho" in which the pro squares off with a 12-armed prostitute._ _in the story, the ho receives powers in much the same way that the pro does via the alien "viewer" that orbits the earth in a cloaked ship. Because the pro has superpowers, she is able to perform sex acts using superspeed. The problem arises when several of the johns complain that by the time they relax enough to enjoy themselves, their "job" is over. The ho then appears and confronts the pro, who knocks her into the river and eventually saves her from drowning. Subsequently the two women get to know one another. The ho explains that she never wanted superhuman powers, and all she ever wanted to do was work with small animals as a veterinarian. The pro resolves to take the ho to animal husbandry facility where she uses all 12 of her arms to "service" the animals for breeding."
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I use usps priority mail, media mail and first class mail for usa customers. For international customers, the only shipping method i use is usps priority mail international. I ship promptly and securely. Comics ship individually bagged and boarded. Graphic novels will ship individually bagged. I wrap your purchase in bubble wrap and in most cases (depending on quantiy of books bought) will ship in a gemini mailer. Larger purchases ship in boxes in which entire purchase is wrapped in bubble wrap placed inside a box completely surrounded by packing peanuts. I do my very best to insure safe passage to you from me.
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