Issue Description

Dr.McNinja's first real adventure began when a mother brought her young son to Dr.McNinja's office, mostly because it was the only doctor's office open at the time. Dr.McNinja soon diagnosed the child with Paul Bunyan's disease, a disease which causes people to turn into giant lumberjacks. The boy proceeded to transform, but Dr.McNinja was able to knock him out. He then went to acquire the cure for Paul Bunyan's disease at an unknown facility in the woods. After fighting through a barrage of guards Dr.McNinja was able to get the cure and return to the boy just in time to save the boy and his gorilla receptionist Judy from lumberjack poachers. The boy was cured, but as a side effect would no longer be able to grow facial hair.

In Dr.McNinja's second adventure he visited his parents and brother for Katanakka, a celebration of his family's origins. Unfortunately Dr.McNinja becomes angry with his parents who don't enjoy him being a doctor so he ends up leaving to a bar. At the bar he meets a pirate who tricks him into helping capture his family. After being betrayed Dr.McNinja sets out to save his family. He quickly begins slaughtering the pirates on their ship and with the help of frozen clover ninja stars he's able to save the day and the pirates are beaten. He comes to term with his parents hating his job.

Dr.McNinja returns to clinic only to find that there's a raptor trashing his office. He easily defeats the raptor, and decides to track down where it came from. He attacks a group of random workers at a warehouse, reasoning that this is what Batman would do. The workers know nothing, but luckily are listening to a report on the news announcing how a couple was attacked by a raptor. Dr.McNinja breaks into the clinic where the couple are being held in order to find out more information about the raptor from them. Dr.McNinja finds out the couple was robbed and that the raptors had riders. He returns to his own clinic and tries to tame the raptor, which has named Yoshi. Yoshi escapes, and Dr.McNinja has to recapture him in a park. After this Dr.McNinja is attacked by raptor riding bandits who are apparently Yoshi's true owner. He easily defeats the bandits, but they escape. He later finds that the bandits have a myspace account and a blog. It turns out that the bandits are actually palaeontologists who are attempting to kill a large abed man who had stolen the leader's myspace girlfriend. Dr.McNinja realizes that the abed man is a model who actually is insane is and has formed his own organic backpack. Dr.McNinja and his new allies confront Ronald McDonald in order to find out where he keeps the extra McNinja burgers from before Dr.McNinja forced him to stop producing them, because they power the organic jet pack. Dr.McNinja then goes with the bandit/palaeontologists to confront the model. After a short battle a mysterious stranger shots the mode's organic jet pack causes him to crash. The man claims he did this to end a conspiracy by the news station to create interesting stories. As the story ends the bandits leave, but they allow Gordito, the leaders nephew who grew a mustace through sheer force of will, to stay with Dr.McNinja as his sidekick.

Adventures of Dr. McNinja (2006)

Publisher

self published

Volume Description

This 126 page book collects "Meet the Doctor and His Friendly Staff", "So What Is a McNinja", and "There Is a Raptor In My Office" all together in one volume. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! There are also the first five .Net Magazine Dr. McNinja comics, previously unavailable outside of the UK. It's got the 2005 April Fools Day comic, and a page with some sketches and other interesting/embarrassing goodies. Last, but not least, all the alt-text has been preserved in the printing, with brand new commentary added for Meet the Doctor and His Friendly Staff.

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